I die

So I just got killed by this guy named Wyclef. Some random Alliance bastard.
My lvl is so low it's like he threw a baby of a balcony - I didn't stand a chance!
But I can wait Wyclef, I can wait...

All work, no fun

We're here, and just as we started looking for the pool and the minibar, a guy approached us and started demanding all these tasks again. Is there nowhere in this place you can just hang out and relax? 

And now I've got this guy to look after aswell!

Towards Northern stranglethorn vale

And then we continued our journey. We took the zeppelin towards the Eastern Kingdoms. I need a little jungle in my life and Phankresh says they have the best cuticle cream there.

He did actually have to go, let's just leave it at that...

On the way to the Eastern kingdoms he went a little Titanic on me. Phankresh loves everything by James Cameron and he wants to be Kate Winslet so bad.

Back in town

So we went back to Orgrimmar for a while. Phankresh needed some facials and pedicures. I spent my time standing on this staircase with my horse Tulip (guess who named him...)

And then we ate bananas.

Traveling

Well thanks to Deathwing our world sometimes looks like a crazy person feels on the inside.

Kalimdor is stupid

So lately we've been stuck in this awful place where the nightelfs dwell.
Phankresh has been grumpy the whole trip. From the time we boarded the flying creature in Orgrimmar, and all the way through Ashenvale he was complaining, and in Zoram'gars outpost he totaly exploded!
-There's nothing to do here but kill Nagas, the water is making my skin itchy!
On and on he went. I mean, demons don't even wear skin, right? But he is touchy, and oh so vain. He always packs way to much skin products in his lavender pouch, he can hardly fit any of the necessary stuff in there anymore like demon magic items or whatever. But even though he can be a whiny baby, I absolutely agree with him when it comes to Kalimdor. What a drag!

We killed ALOT of Nagas and some of their cousins too. I absolutely hate them. They are stupid, aggressive and smell like fish. Phankresh is a vegan so he was annoyed the whole time. I don't know if it was the smell or the fact that we killed alot of creatures. I don't know sometimes. For a vegan, he is kind of ok with killing. Let's just say that Azeroth is a tough place to live if you'r not.

So here I am, eating some lunch after a Naga slaughter. Phankresh took this one. He is a lousy photographer, even with this new Canon that we picked up from a goblin fellow in Orgrimmar.

Like I said, we spent alot of time under water. And Phankresh, who for some reason can speak while in H20, was either swearing, nagging, or singing this stupid Justin Bieber song the whole time. I slapped him twice. It didn't bother him much. He is a demon after all.

Well, after killing Nagas, picking up stupid shreads from the ocean floor, killing some more Nagas and making some stupid oil for this lighthouse, me and Phankresh finally got to LEAVE!
I'm so looking forward to drying my hair, socks and wallet. So glad our currency only comes in coins.

Hi

So this is us, Phankresh and me. We're sort of exploring the world together since the "incident" or whatever the authorities are calling the crazy dragon these days...